According to Buzzfeed, I am a Chandler. According to my parents, I am a creative. According to my roommate, I am a weirdo. According to Descartes, I think therefore I am. And according to me, I am a writer.
Typically, writers write things, but far more often, writers think of things to write and then don't write them. Here are the relatively few things, I've taken the time to sit down and write. Certainly, if someone would pay me, I would write more.